Wet Outside & In!

I'm visiting a friend back east this weekend... she, unlike my treacherous exroommate, is completely supportive (and not just a little aroused) by my occupation. I'm in her bedroom right now, enjoying her toys... mine are all glass or steel, but she has quite a selection of realistic dildos & anal beads. She does have a juicy bum, and I should know. Sadly, she had to work today, so I am all alone. Happily, this means I can share my slippery wet predicament with the horny clients of Niteflirt... I'm on until at least 5pm EST. Listening to the water beating the pavement reminds me of sex in the pouring rain against the science building...sigh. ;)

Treacherous

I've been MIA for a while because the ex-roommate - who I believe had the only girl-crush on me - stole my webcam, modem & my flipping router to intentionally derail my efforts to become an internet sensation.

I really want to smack a bitch. (For those of you who don't know me, this is way out of character. I am a pacifist.)

I was able to get replacements finally & will be back tonight. Something tells me I'll have a lot of apology minutes & pictures to send out...

No phone luvin...

Just working the phones was not working at all this week, so I'll be happy to be back on cam tomorrow night. Had to relocate the roommate...snotty chick left with, and I quote, "I refuse to be associated with an internet floozie."

Who the fuck says floozie anymore & means it?!

ROFLMAO!!!

I shot back a simple yet effective, "Sad cuz I won't eat your pussy?"... and there she went.

*Party over here!*

No, for real, I'm having a "Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave" party tonight. *Dances*

I'll see all you horny guys and gals tomorrow night - everyone have fun 'til then!

Disclaimer: I am more than moderately drunk, but several shades shy of sloppy!

Hump Day

Monday & Tuesday were spent well.. I'm endlessly fascinated by my Psych of Sex class & have made a threesome friend of my professor and his common law wife; he is a neuropsychologist & has the inside scoop (pun definitely intended!) on the way our brains process stimuli, but his experience with paraphilias and fetishes is limited compared to mine. His pretty wife manages to stifle the discomfort she obviously feels when I am discussing, say, luxury spa pedicures being key to my profession because the popularity of foot fetishes & the stories I've heard men tell about the origin of their partialism. For example, one dude told me his big sister crushed his matchbox car into the mud inches from his face while he was laying flat on the ground, and he became fixated on this image of a huge, powerful, feminine foot with pink toenails crushing a vehicle into the earth itself, which eventually overwhelmed his erotic thoughts and became crucial to his climax.

I would say I am pretty well rounded with my fantasies. What about you?

Funday!

Sunday kicked major phone bone ass!

I chatted up several new clients, realized I dearly love cam2cam, and learned shaking my money maker in living color gets my juices flowing quite literally. I can't wait for my next shift, but I think I should use less aggressive insertables... I feel like I bedded the NBA! 

My Cherry Done Got POPPED!

So. Last night. You know who you are.

I rocked it, we had too much naughty fun & I'll never tell.

Almost over my fear of being frozen in an unattractive position/angle... wondering about camming with a friend one day. That would be interesting.

Almost ready...

So, I've got some fun dress-up items and toys, my listing has been approved and now a blog! Hello, y'all!

I set my start-up date as March 1st, but I would love to start live on cam by this Wednesday, as I am hot in the panties to give this a whirl. I have butterflies galore. I'll leave it at that for now, I am off to luxuriate in a lavender foam bubble bath and play with learn to operate my new props. ;)